Never Have I Ever, Part 1 Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic - FanFiction.Net And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. Natasha turns to him with an icy stare. #spiderson Of course I am, just gimme, he whines and tugs at Clint's sleeve. Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. Yep. Clint nods. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. Steve, the only one not drinking this time, looks exasperatedly at Tony. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap You looked all cute and Sleeping Beauty. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. I absolutely recommend reading this one. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? The fuck, Clint? Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. "Occasionally my webs will run out and it's not like cops are best at keeping their guns on their belts," He shrugged, pulling his legs up to his chest and smiling at the memory. People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. Thor Odinson "Hell yeah. What if they asked about being robbed? It was, Steve says softly. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. Wade explained. *SPOILERS* The Avengers were shocked. He won't be bothered by it. All of you" Clint said. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. You foreseeing a lot of fighting in the future, then? Clint says and raises an eyebrow at him. "Same here," The rest of the junior team says while lifting up their shirts showing similartattoos. and other people I can't remember right now. Everything's floaty and his mouth tastes like what Jim Beam smells like, and Nat's let him snuggle up against her for the better part of an hour. What a stupid one! Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? which, to be fair, was a good point. Ned You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Once Clint is in bed, Tony makes a quiet, questioning noise and actually rolls over to plant his face firmly in the crook of Clint's neck. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. Tony Stark/ Iron Man. Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. She lets him. #peterparker 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. Okay. You learn stuff about each other.. Tony grinds down against him, and Clint's hands settle on his hips on their own accord. Wait, Clint says. But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. He likes tzatziki. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. Ouch, back to last names again. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. She hasn't bothered with a glass. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? Really?. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. Work Search: Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. Clint doesn't know what he's checking for, but he kisses back all the same. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. His arm comes down to trail across his chest instead. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. Classified information. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." That's actually uh, weirdly flattering.. So when Stark Industries called her, desperate for a housekeeper, there was no way in heaven she was gonna refuse. He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. Tony's eyes go fond. Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. Seriously. Tony said. Which is pretty often. #marvel You're an Asgardian. One thing was clear. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. Flash 332 guests Now. And the hand immediately retreats along with an annoyed huff from its owner. We play the fun rules, right? Bucky/ The Winter Soldier Betty ringed the bell. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. It's been great, guys.. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. Im not judging your choice in venue.. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. "We still playing or what? Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. Anyone we know? No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. Don't wait up. He leaves, and Clint looks after him, telling himself firmly that he does not feel rejected. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. Then Peter took a shot. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. Enjoy! With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? Every agent of HYDRA is acquainted with pain of some sort. Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. When they can't sleep. Peter smiled, he never knew this. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. And you wonder why people ship you two?. "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. "Excuse me" Natasha said. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). Other people who are not Clint, obviously. I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. Tony chokes on his milkshake and splutters it out; over himself, his clothes, the table. Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. Tony, Natasha snaps. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. Everyone was either leaning back into their chair or into the people next to them. #marvel Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. My turn. Ask Pepper. "Way way way wait. So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. There are still strings. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with . JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. Seriously Tony? All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. Annnnnd he chews and looks thoughtful, even though they all know it's a bluff. A shit-eating grin covered his face. Hah. Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have a strong emotional connection to. Peter grumbled. He knew exactly what he was going to say. That I made with my own two hands?!. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. "Is that true, referee M Jee?" Oh, c'mon. Moving on! Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. Nine pair of eyes looked at him. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? #wanda Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. Clint rolls his eyes and tugs Tony's shirt off. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. #pp Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." Tough mission? Tony says and glances at the bandage covering Clint's shoulder. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. Would he say yes or no? I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. Ey! Okay, okay. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. Edward had many regrets in life, ones that he probably would never get to remediate forbecause death made a sudden but wild appearance in his life, or so he thought, at least. Mmm. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. Clint just huffs, a sign of his exhaustion right there, and wrings off his clothes. How will she react? I like sex. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. #scarletwitch Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. Probably knows that Clint would take him down if he violated his personal space right now. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. Clint is an affectionate drunk, Natasha says, amusement and exasperation coloring her tone. A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity. Pepper would know what to do. He sleeps around a lot. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. ', But he did anyway. So, what's this, then? Clint asks and smiles. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. Random people in classrooms Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. Sex isn't very important to me. irondad steverogers tonystark +8 more # 11 Parley Oneshots by elania:) 1.2M 34.1K 111 Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. Peter put his sleeve down again. It's my bed. I thought we'd made up.. Huh. 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Work Search: They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. Yeah, Clint coincides, because really, half the fun is getting to tell shit you've already done and see who else have done the same. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. Home again by CadenceIX, a good post endgame story with a less than ideal situation for peter as his friends have all aged up. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. "Shit babe sorry." No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. He's toppy as hell, no matter if he's giving or receiving, but he's adamant that Clint get as many orgasms as himself, and he's really good with some of the triggers Clint has. Tony looks baffled, maybe? She took a shot. Maybe it would just be funny. Anyways, guys, MJ. "Okay, my turn. I was sleeping. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. #ironman Badly. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! Peter wished he could have said that. How are you with spanking, though?. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. The Avengers The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Tony?. Yeah, sure. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. You make a country-boy blush.. based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. That's how you got him to move in here, Natasha points out. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. Just like she knew they were still dating. Or why Clint knows about shipping. An angry voice cried out. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. Please consider turning it on! Abe was next. They all thought that things were going to be better now. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. You can't do that!" After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. #spideychelle These kids are amazing! I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. Tasha's brows draw in half a milimeter, and Clint knows she like him is trying really hard not to think of their team captain's supposed hard-on. 3. Because because the strings! You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. Stupid Sally. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. I'd like there to be not running, please. Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? Nazi, Steve says. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. Steve's gone red again. So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. That. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. Clint was just glad he had been filming it all on his phone ever since Peter admitted to having a boyfriend. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. Possibly from Clint. It sounds like a genuine question. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. Shit. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. Alright. The doctor folds his hands in his lap. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings.