Now, Moose has seen many feathers, birds even. My dad. It doesn't. At one point, I read an article that stated that it had been proven, conclusivly, that Kansas was flatter than the standard pancake. Seeya! Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. Goodbyeoh, and the fresh chicken wings might be to blame. OOooooo! Your subconsious mind acts on whatever it is told. To think, YOU are trying to tell ME that YOU aren't here. I'm back. Number Five: I could have read more books, played more video games and watched more mindless television. Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? Ain't it nifty? Unless you have a digital camera, which are a symbol of freedom from the old ways and willing enslavement to the new ways. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. Now I have a purpose in life! Wellthey are. Won't that be fun? I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) It's stupid. Why, because they assume it's better quality. So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. A lot has happened. EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! Soit doesn't bother to find all solutions, and it may be wrong. You must be caught in a time warp. ", or "Wow, I never knew that!" I confirmed that the Union was Northern and Free, and that the Confederacy was Southern and Slave. I'm back! Was it coherent? It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. I WANT to write. Introduction In the business world, communication by e-mail is indispensable. Celebrating creativity and promoting a positive culture by spotlighting the best sides of humanityfrom the lighthearted and fun to the thought-provoking and enlightening. Similarly, it also displays the longest word used in the text. Just like a real psychologist. I learned this from my calculator. Is it possible to make less sense? Okay. Okay, back to the flaming-chickens LTE rivalry. We thank you! Now I can think. I'm leavingnow I'm back! I only know that I'm entertaining me, which was my original goal. Code: 888 of The Flaming Chickens Handbook states that The Patron Saint of Paperclips (still me) is always right. That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. 8 min ago Yeah, I know, regular schedule schools do that. This, of course would expand the market for such products. I have very low expectations of my site. Oh. Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). is it the word be found in the 17th, and 18th letters? We could all breath a sigh of relief as parents kept their children inside, away from the evil truck drivers and near the T.V. It's true, and all, but I have no proof about wal-mart, or certain fast food resteraunts. And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. Did you find it? This is chaos. The researches even used highly advanced technololgy to map the surface of a pancake and compare it to documented geology of Kansas. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. THe cake was good. I'm bored. Noone can do everything, so how can you expect a SIGN, with the I.Q. Otherwise, why on earth (beta, krpto, zkdjf, Planet X, whatever) would you be here? Follow him at@jdmagness, by Josh Jones | Permalink | Comments (30) |. And the lady representing them, calls the radio stationon a phone. Any miniute now. I'm back. THANKS FOR COMING! They avoided the sun at all costs. The whole meal thing was about the only interesting thing to happen during the week. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. we clapped. RANDOM PERSON: Uh-huh, that's nice. As in, I was half-asleep, hoping that we'd arrive while I slept. That's exactly what tanning is like. If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? responsible for any faulty wiring or lack thereof in your computer. Okay, fire is loud. Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. It tooked about envelooping (enveloping) cracked nuts and parables. Did I resume asking retorical questions? And almost never finish. I'm back. AND I DONT BLAME YOU!! Aren't I special? I think. I was looking forward to having A elective, while everyone else was enjoying three or fouror even more. 11. e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. Yes. Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. Speaking of animals, there's a cat in California who is a kleptomaniac (likes to steal stuff). Today, I'm here to salute the Pointless Signs Of America! He acted like he was really being tortured and stuff. It's pathetic. Butthat'd be a lot of work, unlike ranting, raving and rambling. As a member, you'll join us in our effort to support the arts. Okay, this next rant has nothing to do whatsoever with Halloweenwhich is to be expected because it's been several days since then. I bet it's spelled monkeys. Subliminal messages are an advertising technique that puts hidden pictures and words into a main image. I'm still peeved about the cartoon owl from the Tootsie Roll Pop commercials. As we all know, the world is going to end in about 380,695 days! For more information, e-mail EnpuUnknown@msn.com Wellseeya! I have a guest rant/fake commercial written by "Meg" (who is once again banned from accessing the almighty Internet). You know? That's right, folks, mass hypnosis via commercials. Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. Squirell? I've been playing one of the new neopets slot machines (black pawkeet). It is the extraordinary sensory quality of his prose that enabled Faulkner to get away with writing the longest sentence in literature, at least according to the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records, a passage from Absalom, Absalom! CAT CHOW!!! When I play a gambling game, there is a possibility that I'll lose everything, so I start on negative however much NP I have with me. And today's rant is a sort of philosophical one. Nor can I find it on any search engines. Please find all options here. Today my frazzled-brain produced something that is decidedly Jenny (that's my more or less "real" name). my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. Perhaps, one day, far in the future, this will actually be a world record and random people will acutally voluntarily read this text every day. Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. A good one. there were bugs. Emma has contributed to various art and culture publications, with an aim to promote and share the work of inspiring modern creatives. Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. The following is an extremely weird poem-thingy that I wrote when I was in a relatively weird mood: never mind that noise my dear can anyone pass the cheese only if you say pretty please oh, boy do I have to sneeze. THen we go to library. The inanimate world, on the otherhand, expects nothing of you. I get home from work at 5:30p.m. You thought you'd gotten rid of me. That's just one of those many facts of life that are better left mysteries. But I HATE spending three hours of every day in a "class" when everyone else's class is only an hour and a half. But untill that day, the concept of the smoke detector is useless. I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. WANNA SEE ME PULL A TAPEWORM OUTTA MY ****!! Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. Wouldn't pure water TASTE pure, and impure water TASTE impure? If I told you, I'd have to kill you and all that stuff. After all, isn't that basicly what the best teachers do? Which would be boring. This confirmed my suspicion that she only went so that she could have the use of the church's playground equipment. Wait, no it isn't, I still have to keep going, and going, and going. But I couldn't have sung it 'cause it would have woken everyone up and they would have called me inconsiderate. I hope not. This sentence makes strategic use of the past perfect, two times. thank you always. It's really stressfull. I'm like the little engine that could. This is because she memorizes the questions. You see, I periodically read the longest text ever to check the constant downward spiral of my sanity. Seeya. And very concerned about this new, younger generation (all 10 year olds who were born in 1992) They are supposed to be the future. Or possibly a really good president who wanted to fly to the moon. You want me to stay. It'd be cool. Pathetic. This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. And I feel weird! And I asked myself "How could I have better spent my time?" He once said, It was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotters Club, 2001. Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". He can deactivate the machines, (squidies) but at great personal cost. That's all. * IT'S NOT FAIR! The previous sentence made absolutly no sense. I'm allergic to parts of it, have irrational fears about others and I'm pretty sure it's against my Jenny religionalong with eating mashed potatoes, or potatoes of any kind. To compound things, I wasn't alone, and things just escalated. He may have had no intention of inspiring postmodern fiction, but one of its best-known novelists, Barth, only found his voice by first writing a heavily Faulknerian marsh-opera. Many hundreds of experimental writers have had almost identical experiences trying to exorcise the Oxford, Mississippi modernists voice from their prose. Yes. The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm contains the longest known sentence in the English language. What makes them undesirable for pie? I have officialy run out of ways I could have better spent my time. There ARE aliens. Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. Or would it be cheating if I didn't have multiple personalities? I'd probably lose money, but the concept is interesting. HA! My evil, EVIL sister. You say I'm really just talking to myself? EryeahI'm back. How can any company that takes so many "wholesome" pictures not be? Of course, when I next saw my Mom, she retold the story to me, several times. The boat sailed on . Now who's the crazy one? A man has been recorded spending more than three hours to pronounce what is supposedly the longest word in the English language . I'm back. The events of Neo's dream unfold. He would do everything in his power to keep his dream from becoming reality. The end is not here. API tools faq. Okay, quote is done. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. What does this mean to you? AS soon as you're pierced, you have to buy "starter" earrings. Remember to send your answers to my sanity quiz to the e-mail account, flamingchickens333@hotmail.com Oh, and once I refer to myself in the first person again, the handbook quote is over. (Though whether it was the tan or the skimpy suits, no one will ever know.) You're only browsing it. Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. You cannot DEFEAT me! So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. I don't understand it. No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. Girls began wearing skimpier, and skimpier bathing suits. I only mention this 'cause I've accidently spelled constipation instead of conspiracy a few times. And that's just what I can list from memory. According to my theory that everything is real. Well. Because nature supposidly abhors a paradox. It's a small light, but it's sooooooo annoying. Some people disagree, the director of the Kansas Geological Survey said "I think this is part of a vast breakfast food conspiracy to denigrate Kansas. That's right, a sword! In conclusion, Ladies and Gentlemenif you implement my idea, there will be peace and prosperity for all. Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. Yeah. I repeat, lock all you doors and windows, this is it. The stupid game is still going on and I refuse to quit because I want my points. I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. To prevent this, I did nothing. It says that in black ander lime green! I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! Even more incredible, this time it's someone I don't even know! Since I have a rather weird phobia of touching my own skinthis made my evening my own personall torture session. An enemy so hideous that Moose must destroy it at all costs. *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. That just sounds nifty! Meanwhile there is a vast conspiracy at school to keep me ignorant about my pawn roll in the other vast conpiracy by keeping me vastly bored. Lots of gooey talent. Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. Good for it. If I did, would I stop this? *nods* Well, yeahI KNOW I'm actually typing instead of talking. No! An enemy so terrifying that Moose cannot stop shaking. I thought it was sadand normal. Hmmmmmwhat is this world coming to? To pour your heart and soul into a passage, and have everyone ignore it. I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. And secret? The fake blood seeped into the open wound. I salute those people. I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise. Bye! I rule theer*random Loyal Minion whispers in ear* That's right! Sonaturally I put her arch-enemy in my pocket and brought it home with me. "Yep, Bill, time to dump the arsnic in so it tastes pure!" Oh, who am I kidding. I've spent the past three years of my life EXPECTING each semester to be like a mini-year. Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. Waitaren't I already doing that? How absurd. Yeaha topic would be good. GRAVITY IS EVIL! Every fantasy the human mind has concieved exist at some place in the universe. Fortunatly, my mom recently finnaly switched our snack food preference. But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? America? Isn't that sort of ironic? Which is exactly what it gets. She's my little puppyshe fears grape flavored stuff, wind, rain, television, noise, silence, small children and pretty much everything. But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. Now I'd better go and torture my Moose with it:) I am officially back. You have to admit its sheer coolness. Especially the part about the biscuits and cheese. I love my work, I love the kids I work with. Pretty cool, huh? Those few who actually could think and avoided the sun were considered to be outcasts. Then the problem with obesity in America would be blamed on evil food truck drivers as opposed to the harmless, benificient television and computer. Although there are many lengthy monologues and multi-line descriptions in literature, the chapter from American author William Faulkners 1936 novel Absalom, Absalom! Oh, yeah. Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. Thou shalt not eat spuds. *sigh* My dogs are just weird. All rights reserved. There's even a money back guarantee. They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. If you're awake to hear it, chances are that you've already noticed the smoke, fire and eminent danger. Hours of completly useless fun! Okay. Okay. Not only did we get world class cuisine (under-cooked hotdogs and over-cooked hamburgers), my little sister (age 10) got taught pool by someone I strongly supect is an ex-convict! What's really fun is to translate an English saying, like out of sight, out of mind. That was the high point of the entire trip. We KNEW how terrible it was, but we just didn't bother to change it. Apparantly my standards of weird have gone up. Too bad. It's just weird. THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. Once we are on our Lunar Landing Site, we will engage in many exciting activites, primarily related to suffucating and starving. When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. What line of buisness, do you ask? Seeya! Plus, boxes are more convient than bags. Which is what I'm about to do. Or have I been doing that too much lately? The huge run-on sentence consists of 1,288 words and countless clauses. I can't believe I'm bothering to do this. E-mail. You exploud. Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? We can only hope that the digital camera manufacturers are kinder masters than the evil Kodak Lords. I'm back. In otherwords, she's a small yappy dog who is big for her breed. It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! AhhhI see your confusion! Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. the longest thing that I have ever wrote was a 600 word paragraph and I just wrote that. One person, started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because this is the list that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some person started typing it notetc, etc. This has been a weird day. Wal-mart TV is evil. Death is like life in that after you die some things start life again inside of you. In English, and stuff, if you miss one little detail, at most you lose partial credit, but you usually get it all right. But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. *yet another highly dramatic, time-consuming sigh* I need a topic. I'm leaving. Of course, you won't want to do that becuase you still need more earrings so people won't think you wear the same ones over and over again. You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. Hmmmmgood question. So I at least have an excuse for not doing that.